Spluge Day

Fuck.


   yeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

DAY 99 W

BREAKFAST
Bacon egg n cheese on a roll 450 calories

LUNCH
Turkey and cheese on whole wheat 280 calories

SNACK
Slice of pizza 250 calories  Free!  In the office!  :) 

EXERCISE
Walking one hour  501 calories burned

DINNER
Cheeseburger 600 calories
Slice 350 calores 

1429 calories. Cuttin it fucking close!!!!!!!!

DAY 98 W

LUNCH
Tuna fish on a hero 600 calories
Potato chips 280 calories

DAY 97 W

BREAKFAST
Croissant 240 calories

DAY 96 W

BREAKFAST
Sesame bagel with butter 250 calories

Tough one yesterday  :(   but at least I ain't this fucking pig.

LUNCH
Ziti 1000 calories 

Will be close. Least it's nice out, I should be able to go a for a long walk tonight.

DAY 95 L (Monday)

Egg foo young
Pork fried rice
French fries
Popcorn (2)

big, fat fucking LOSS

SPLURGE DAY

oh, and I splurged. Don't like it? eff yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAY 94 W

LUNCH
Leftover slice of chicken pizza  550 calories

Pounds of ibuprofen.

PROGRAMMING NOTE: I meant to say this a few days ago, but I'm making Sunday my Splurge Day for this week; tomorrow is my godson's birthday party so surely you understand  :)

Hey, it's for the children!

DAY 93 W

LUNCH
3 doughnuts 600 calories

Oh, fuck you. They were free, and it was at the end of the day, nobody wanted them, there were literally about 50-75 sitting there.

DINNER
Two slices of pizza (1 regular, one chicken) 800 calories

1400. A strange win. But I'll take it.

DAY 92 (Thursday) W

LUNCH
Cheerios 800 calories

I hafta switch to skim milk.

DAY 91 W

Diet Coke. Sniffin my nuts.

LUNCH
Turkey, cheese, lettuce and mayo on hero 557 calories
Pringles 220 calories
Banana 172 calories

DAY 89 L DAY 90 W

In my defense, I ...aw, fuck it. With a win today (Wednesday) I'll be 62-29, which would make me 8 games ahead of the 2009 Yankees after 91 games, and they won the goddam World Series (maybe you've heard of it?) so suck on it h8ers.

DAY 88 (Sunday) W

Beer.

SPLURGE DAY

So eff. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

DAY 87 W

BREAKFAST
Bacon egg n cheese on a roll 450 calories

LUNCH
Tuna fish sub 600 calories MOOOOOOOOthafucker!

DAY 86 W

LUNCH
Cheerios 800 calories

I hafta switch to skim milk.

Ill be honest. Vodka helps.

DAY 85 L

LUNCH
Large chicken fried rice
Chicken nuggets
French fries

DINNER
Two slices pepperoni pizza
8 miniature chocolate doughnuts
Milk


This is one of my worst days ever since starting this blog; I was so embarrassed I considered lying for the first time. But I know that the whole purpose is to shame myself into losing the weight. As crappy and depressed I feel right now, it's important that tomorrow I see this list and don't let this shit happen again. Fucking a. :(

DAY 84 W

LUNCH
2 Ham and cheese sandwiches no mayo 700 calories

DINNER
Slice 250 calories

Looking like a W!!!!!

DAY 83 W

LUNCH
Turkey/cheese/lettuce/mayo on roll  450 calories