DAY 4

BREAKFAST
Oatmeal w/half an apple  222 calories

EXERCISE
Quick series of 15 reps squats/lunges/pushups  228 calories burned

LUNCH
Beans & Rice  800 calories
Boiled potatoes 330 calories 

EXERCISE
3 miles walking  456 calories burned


DINNER 
Peas & corn 255 calories
Boiled potatoes 440 calories 

DAY 3 W

BREAKFAST
Red velvet cupcake 450 calories

Grrr. fucking coprorate america  :(

DINNER
Peas  105 calories
Boiled potatoes 440 calories 

Might eat an apple.

And then some SKINNY PUTAS!!  :)

SNACK
Apple  50 calories 

DAY 2 W

BREAKFAST
Oatmeal (blech) 200 calories

EXERCISE
Quick series of 15 reps squats/lunges/pushups  210 calories burned

LUNCH
Hamburger patty w/cheese  432 calories
Boiled potatoes 440 calories 

EXERCISE
3 miles walking  456 calories burned

DINNER
Beans & Rice  800 calories
Boiled potatoes 440 calories 

I have 28 minutes to burn 146 calories. Grrr. 


EXERCISE
Quick series of 15 reps squats/lunges  171 calories burned

TOTAL CALORIES FOR THE DAY: 1475


I did it!! YES!!!
 

DAY 1 (for the thousandth fucking time) W

BREAKFAST
Oatmeal (blech) 200 calories

EXERCISE
Quick series of 15 reps squats/lunges/pushups (get off my ass, Day 1 is "don't break anything" (my body and my house))  210 calories burned

Will walk this evening, if any large groups of 12 year-old kids wanna follow me through the neighborhood a la Rocky.

LUNCH
Beans & Rice  800 calories
Boiled potatoes 440 calories 

DINNER
Hamburger patty w/cheese  432 calories
Boiled potatoes 440 calories 


EXERCISE II

Quick series of 15 reps squats/lunges/pushups  210 calories burned
Walk 3 miles  456 calories burned

TOTAL CALORIES FOR DAY: 2312

EXERCISE: 876 calories burned

NET CALORIES FOR DAY: 1436


W so far if I don't blow it!!!

DAY 4

BREAKFAST
Oatmeal with blueberries  281 calories

DINNER
Breast of chicken 250 calories


DINNER
Went over to visit Big Bear and Lil' Op and Mamalizza walked in with those newfangled Cheetos that are the size of pool balls, so of course I could stop eating them. That aong with the scrumptious meatball sammy Op gave me means to not even bother counting, I'm pretty sure I flew by 1500 calories at about 4:21pm. Oh well. 3-1, try for another win tomorrow  :)

DAY 3

I cannot remember what the fuck I ate yesterday, DAY 2, but I was flu-ish and went to bed at 10, so Im calling it a W. Don't think I ate much of anything.

BREAKFAST
Nothing.  Completely forgot about eating the oatmeal every morning (forgot Thursday too). Wtf? Gotta a remember to hit that shit (note to self: apply this to a female as well)

LUNCH
Nothing  (too busy putting out InTouch for you fucking people!!!)

DINNER
Yellow rice with chicken 725 calories

Coupla vodka/diet cokes ("Skinny Bitches"), nowhere NEAR 1500 calories, I'm 3-0, bitches!!!!

DAY 1 AGAIN (for fuck's sake)

Seriously...if I keep failing, I'm gonna say fuck it and go the other way, towards 400lbs. Hell, that would be a feat too, no?

BREAKFAST
Oatmeal with blueberries  281 calories

ugh. oatmeal better be the fucking "magical" food everyone says it is. blech.

LUNCH
Yellow rice with chicken 725 calories

guess I should switch to brown rice.

looking forward to tonights salad.

DINNER
Breast of chicken 250 calories  too lazy to make a fucking salad. maybe some hot bitch with big titties  can come make salads for me? (points for not using the obvious "toss my salad"? yes?)

TOTAL CALORIES FOR THE DAY: 1285

I'm back, bitches!!