Monday, March 15, 2010

DAY 95 L (Monday)

Egg foo young
Pork fried rice
French fries
Popcorn (2)

big, fat fucking LOSS

Sunday, March 14, 2010

SPLURGE DAY

oh, and I splurged. Don't like it? eff yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

DAY 94 W

LUNCH
Leftover slice of chicken pizza  550 calories

Pounds of ibuprofen.

PROGRAMMING NOTE: I meant to say this a few days ago, but I'm making Sunday my Splurge Day for this week; tomorrow is my godson's birthday party so surely you understand  :)

Hey, it's for the children!

DAY 93 W

LUNCH
3 doughnuts 600 calories

Oh, fuck you. They were free, and it was at the end of the day, nobody wanted them, there were literally about 50-75 sitting there.

DINNER
Two slices of pizza (1 regular, one chicken) 800 calories

1400. A strange win. But I'll take it.

Friday, March 12, 2010

DAY 92 (Thursday) W

LUNCH
Cheerios 800 calories

I hafta switch to skim milk.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

DAY 91 W

Diet Coke. Sniffin my nuts.

LUNCH
Turkey, cheese, lettuce and mayo on hero 557 calories
Pringles 220 calories
Banana 172 calories

DAY 89 L DAY 90 W

In my defense, I ...aw, fuck it. With a win today (Wednesday) I'll be 62-29, which would make me 8 games ahead of the 2009 Yankees after 91 games, and they won the goddam World Series (maybe you've heard of it?) so suck on it h8ers.