Sunday, March 21, 2010

Spluge Day

Fuck.


   yeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Friday, March 19, 2010

DAY 99 W

BREAKFAST
Bacon egg n cheese on a roll 450 calories

LUNCH
Turkey and cheese on whole wheat 280 calories

SNACK
Slice of pizza 250 calories  Free!  In the office!  :) 

EXERCISE
Walking one hour  501 calories burned

DINNER
Cheeseburger 600 calories
Slice 350 calores 

1429 calories. Cuttin it fucking close!!!!!!!!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

DAY 98 W

LUNCH
Tuna fish on a hero 600 calories
Potato chips 280 calories

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

DAY 97 W

BREAKFAST
Croissant 240 calories

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

DAY 96 W

BREAKFAST
Sesame bagel with butter 250 calories

Tough one yesterday  :(   but at least I ain't this fucking pig.

LUNCH
Ziti 1000 calories 

Will be close. Least it's nice out, I should be able to go a for a long walk tonight.

Monday, March 15, 2010

DAY 95 L (Monday)

Egg foo young
Pork fried rice
French fries
Popcorn (2)

big, fat fucking LOSS

Sunday, March 14, 2010

SPLURGE DAY

oh, and I splurged. Don't like it? eff yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

DAY 94 W

LUNCH
Leftover slice of chicken pizza  550 calories

Pounds of ibuprofen.

PROGRAMMING NOTE: I meant to say this a few days ago, but I'm making Sunday my Splurge Day for this week; tomorrow is my godson's birthday party so surely you understand  :)

Hey, it's for the children!

DAY 93 W

LUNCH
3 doughnuts 600 calories

Oh, fuck you. They were free, and it was at the end of the day, nobody wanted them, there were literally about 50-75 sitting there.

DINNER
Two slices of pizza (1 regular, one chicken) 800 calories

1400. A strange win. But I'll take it.

Friday, March 12, 2010

DAY 92 (Thursday) W

LUNCH
Cheerios 800 calories

I hafta switch to skim milk.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

DAY 91 W

Diet Coke. Sniffin my nuts.

LUNCH
Turkey, cheese, lettuce and mayo on hero 557 calories
Pringles 220 calories
Banana 172 calories

DAY 89 L DAY 90 W

In my defense, I ...aw, fuck it. With a win today (Wednesday) I'll be 62-29, which would make me 8 games ahead of the 2009 Yankees after 91 games, and they won the goddam World Series (maybe you've heard of it?) so suck on it h8ers.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Saturday, March 6, 2010

SPLURGE DAY

So eff. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

Friday, March 5, 2010

DAY 87 W

BREAKFAST
Bacon egg n cheese on a roll 450 calories

LUNCH
Tuna fish sub 600 calories MOOOOOOOOthafucker!

Thursday, March 4, 2010

DAY 86 W

LUNCH
Cheerios 800 calories

I hafta switch to skim milk.

Ill be honest. Vodka helps.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

DAY 85 L

LUNCH
Large chicken fried rice
Chicken nuggets
French fries

DINNER
Two slices pepperoni pizza
8 miniature chocolate doughnuts
Milk


This is one of my worst days ever since starting this blog; I was so embarrassed I considered lying for the first time. But I know that the whole purpose is to shame myself into losing the weight. As crappy and depressed I feel right now, it's important that tomorrow I see this list and don't let this shit happen again. Fucking a. :(

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

DAY 84 W

LUNCH
2 Ham and cheese sandwiches no mayo 700 calories

DINNER
Slice 250 calories

Looking like a W!!!!!

Monday, March 1, 2010

DAY 83 W

LUNCH
Turkey/cheese/lettuce/mayo on roll  450 calories