Seriously...if I keep failing, I'm gonna say fuck it and go the other way, towards 400lbs. Hell, that would be a feat too, no?
BREAKFAST
Oatmeal with blueberries 281 calories
ugh. oatmeal better be the fucking "magical" food everyone says it is. blech.
LUNCH
Yellow rice with chicken 725 calories
guess I should switch to brown rice.
looking forward to tonights salad.
DINNER
Breast of chicken 250 calories too lazy to make a fucking salad. maybe some hot bitch with big titties can come make salads for me? (points for not using the obvious "toss my salad"? yes?)
TOTAL CALORIES FOR THE DAY: 1285
I'm back, bitches!!
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