Bacon egg & cheese on a roll 450 calories
1 Arnold Palmer 150 calories
1 cup black coffee 2 calories
Fucking breath mints 25 calories
Lipton Green Tea 200 calories (really? wtf??!?!?!?)
Not off to a great start. Hmm.
Almost 1000 calories before lunch. Looks like it's gonna be another calorie-free vodka/Diet Coke dinner!
LUNCH
Cheese, lettuce and mayo on a roll 219 calories
DINNER
Turkey, cheese, lettuce and mayo on hero 557 calories
TOTAL CALORIES FOR DAY: 1602 Fucking green tea bullshit!!!!
EXERCISE: None. Fuuuuuuuuck me.
Do I crack open the calorie-free vodka/Diet Cokes......?
If I had stuck to water, like Mamalizza and I discussed yesterday, I could've shaved 350 calories off. Fucking a.
Lipton Green Tea 200 calories (really? wtf??!?!?!?)
Not off to a great start. Hmm.
Almost 1000 calories before lunch. Looks like it's gonna be another calorie-free vodka/Diet Coke dinner!
LUNCH
Cheese, lettuce and mayo on a roll 219 calories
DINNER
Turkey, cheese, lettuce and mayo on hero 557 calories
TOTAL CALORIES FOR DAY: 1602 Fucking green tea bullshit!!!!
EXERCISE: None. Fuuuuuuuuck me.
Do I crack open the calorie-free vodka/Diet Cokes......?
If I had stuck to water, like Mamalizza and I discussed yesterday, I could've shaved 350 calories off. Fucking a.
2 comments:
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1602 is pretty impressive! Are you also going to do a daily weigh in here on this fine blog?
My vote is to get rid of the Diet Cancerokes. My sources indicate they're bad for your metabolism anyway.
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