DAY 2 L

LUNCH
Macaroni & cheese 810 calories
2 potato rolls 180 clories

Well. That was stupid.

DINNER
Egg foo fucking disaster.  I fucking hate myself  :(

DAY 1 W

Okay, I'm back. It was a strange 2 weeks for me. Not bad necessarily, but weird, and I got thrown off track, but I'm back now, hitting the reset button (again) and trying to lose 100 fucking pounds. Mostly, I'm so astonished Rush Limbaugh can lose 82 pounds since March simply by cutting down to 1500 calories a day, there's no reason I can't.

BREAKFAST
Toe fungus medicine 0 calories

LUNCH
Coffee 0 calories
Cheese, lettuce and mayo on a roll 219 calories


DINNER
Microwave popcorn 105 calories 


TOTAL CALORIES FOR DAY: 324

EXERCISE: 1 hour walking 456 calories burned

NET CALORIES FOR DAY: -132.  I'm wasting away!!!!

DAY 21

BREAKFAST
Diet Coke and toe fungus medicine 0 calories

I'm back, fatties!!!

LUNCH
Turkey, cheese, lettuce and mayo on hero 750 calories
Fucking chips 750 calories

Why did I get the big fucking bag of fucking chips?!??!!?!?! Grrrr.

Weekend Crapup

See HERE. Not great.

DAY 18 W

LUNCH
Sourdough bread and butter 560 calories

Thank god, I'm done with this goddam bag of sourdough bread. Bane of my fucking existence.

DINNER
Popcorn 500 calories

Bread and popcorn. 1060 calories. Unfuckingbelievable.

EXERCISE
One hour walking, 456 calories burned

TOTAL NET CALORIES FOR THE DAY: 604

I'm like one of those Ethiopian kids!! ;)

604 + 140 (REGULAR Coke with my vodka tonight) = 744

744 CALORIES!!! SUCK IT, FATTIES!!! :)

DAY 17 W

BREAKFAST
Sourdough bread and butter 560 calories

How the fuck did that just happen???!?!??

Gonna be a fight today. Also, gotta start eating oatmeal in the morning. People swear by it.

LUNCH
Diet Coke, toe fungal medicine 0 calories
Sourdough bread and butter 560 calories

This bread is going to fucking be the death of me. Grrr.

I've also decided that the dividing wall between and W and an L will be 1600 net calories. Seems like a nice, square number, n'est-pas? Any advice, should it be lower?

EXERCISE
50 squats = 200 calories burned
Walked one hour = 456 calories burned

DINNER
Boiled potatoes 550 calories
Peas 175 calories
Sourdough bread and butter 280 calories

Holding at 1469 calories. Fucking bread. Won't fucking do that again. Maybe I'll knock off another 50 squats?

1469! a W! Suck it, fatties!!!!!

DAY 16 W

BREAKFAST
Diet Coke, toe fungal medicine 0 calories

LUNCH
Popcorn 160 calories

DINNER
Boiled potatoes 440 calories
Corn 250 calories
Peas 175 calories
Sourdough bread and butter 280 calories

TOTAL CALORIES FOR DAY: 1305

EXERCISE: walked one hour 456 calories burned.

NET CALORIES FOR DAY: 849!! Suck it, fatties!!!!!

DAY 15 L

LUNCH
Egg foo young (no sauce) 690 calories
White rice 184 calories
Slice of pepperoni pizza 280 calories

Not great. Will survive on Diet Coke rest of the day.


DINNER
Went to Yankee Stadium. Sat in the Legends Suite section. Free food. Let's just say this day is now a big, fat "L." But really a win ;)

DAY 14 L

BREAKFAST
Diet Coke, toe fungal medicine 0 calories

Sourdough bread and butter 560 calories

THIS is very interesting.

LUNCH
112 oucnes of Budweiser (so far, bitches!!!) 1253 calories

This gonna be a total disaster. Stick arounf!!!!!

another 40 oz.
another 40 ioz
another 16 oz
another 16 oz
another 16 oz
another 16 oz

240 oz of beer = 2685. a big loss today. Tho I will say, I did it with a smile on my face.

DAY 13 W

BREAKFAST
Diet Coke, toe fungal medicine 0 calories

Not bad.

LUNCH
Microwave popcorn 390 calories
Microwave popcorn 390 calories again. ohoh.
Sourdough bread and butter 280 calories

After 37 years I am finally beginning to understand the concept of "empty calorie."

EXERCISE: walked one hour 456 calories burned.

Jesus, if I have negative calories, do I go back in time?

TOTAL CALORIES FOR DAY: 1060

NET CALORIES FOR DAY: 604!! A new record; I'm wasting away over here!! a W!!!!! :)

DAY 12 L

BREAKFAST
Bacon egg & cheese on a roll 450 calories

LUNCH
Cheese, lettuce and mayo on a roll 219 calories

DINNER
Boiled potatoes 440 calories
Corn 250 calories
Peas 175 calories
Sourdough bread and butter 560 calories fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!

When did vegetables get so many gotdam calories? Grrrr.

TOTAL CALORIES FOR DAY: 2094

Not great. But still better than Day 8, and I called that a win. Tho I feel like I have to get my qwalk in for a W. Will I? Won't I? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

DAY 11 W

LUNCH
2 HOT SAUSAGES 720 calories
1 ICE CREAM CONE 300 calories

Walked around the Natural History Museum for about 4 hours.

DINNER
Microwave popcorn 105 calories

Long as I stick to vodka when I'm out on the town tonight this should be a W!!!!

DAY 10 W

LUNCH

2 slices sausage pizza 560 calories
2 cheesesticks 160 calories
3 chicken fingers 300 calories

ugh. not good, but we were celebrating! Big Bear, Short Bus, Mamalizza, Kdawggy, Dani & Jodawggy in the house, I gottsta eat!! :)

Of course, Kdawggy merely ate her lean cuisine ziti with the will and discipline of one of those stories Bill Cosby's father used to ramble on about. Grrr.

Thanks for lunch Mamalizza! :)

Burp. Might walk double today. Brick in my gut.

DINNER:
2 slices sausage pizza 560 calories

TOTAL CALORIES FOR DAY: 1580

EXERCISE: 1 hour walking 456 calories burned

NET CALORIES FOR DAY: 1124

Looking like a W!!!!

I'm gonna start posting weekly any weight change, be it up or down. I won't list my actual weight because, surprisingly enough, I do still have SOME shame left. I'll have a baseline of "o."

I also like Gina's DIET: Do I Eat This? mantra and hope to try it.

Now: vodka and dc!! :)

DAY 9 L

BREAKFAST

One apple 127 calories Whhaaaaaaaat? I feel like I've been deceived re: fruits and vegetables. Grr.

Nature Valley Oats n' Honey Granola bar 180 calories

LUNCH
Cheese, lettuce and mayo on a roll 219 calories

DINNER

5 Dino-nuggets 240 calories and FUN! (but dead)

2 cups pasta shaped like tennis rackets w/peas 320 calories

Lean cuisine frozen pizza 340 calories

1426 calories so far...if I walk I'm fucking GOLD today!!!!! :)

No exercise. But 1426? A WIN!!!! :) BIG, FAT, HAIRY LOSS

Got home at 1am, for some reason decided to drink 8 beers. 1200 calories :(

So fucking depressing :(