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DAY 32 L

LUNCH
Beans & Rice 575 calories
Bread 180 calories

Too many fancy beers (thanks Brothatime!!) 

DAY 31 W

LUNCH
Chicken salad on whole wheat  360 calories

DAY 30 L

LUNCH
Chicken lo mein & fried rice 1100 calories

ugh.

SNACK
Popcorn 170 calories

EXERCISE
Walk 3 miles 501 calories burned.

DINNER
Burger/fries/pepperoni roll who the fuck knows, probably 30000 calories 

I woke up this morning feeling lean (for me) and mean, feeling good and looking to focus on exercise/eating right. And now I've somehow eaten myself into wanting to walk off the Williamsburg Bridge. I really wanted to be at 20-10. I'm so fucking depressed :(

And yet I find myself in first place for the first time. A phyrric victory at best. Plus, at 14-15, I believe that was the game for the Yankees when A-Rod saw his first pitch of the year and smacked it into the stands for a 3-run dinger?

DAY 29 W

LUNCH
Rice & beans 1150 calories
Bread 120 calories

SNACK
15 M&Ms 150 calories 

TOTAL CALORIES FOR THE DAY: 1300 CALORIES

DAY 28 W

I'd sure like to get to 20-10. I haven't bothered to eat anything yet today, but I've done a buncha squats/pushups already. Basically, a W or L will be determined by how many slices of sausage pizza I have tonight while BigBear-sitting. 1 slice = 280 caloires (which seems low, but the consensus online!)

Yummy!!!!

DINNER
4 slices 1120 calories suck it bitches!!!!!!

SNACK
Mamalizza Guinness stew 210 calories
Biscuit 170 calories

TOTAL CALORIES FOR THE DAY: 1500!!  wow!  first time, on the button. yikes. too close for comfort. Though I did at least 50 pushups and squats too. But a W!

DAY 27 W

LUNCH
Tuna fish on roll 500 calories

DINNER
Boiled potatoes 670 calories

DAY 26 W

BREAKFAST
1 cup almonds  550 calories WHAT THE FUCK??!?!??  They're just fucking nuts!!  I had no idea  :(

LUNCH
Subway foot-long grilled chicken sub  680 calories

EXERCISE
Walking burned 501 calories

DAY 25 L

BREAKFAST
Bacon egg & cheese on a roll 450 calories

DINNER
Yellow rice & black beans 1150 calories
Bread & butter 480 calories

Grrrr. Sitting at 2080 calories. Struggling to get my ass up walking. Beat.


15-10. How fucking depressing. I need to go on a 10-0 run  :(

DAY 24 W

LUNCH
Crappy turkey/swiss sandwich  540 calories

EXERCISE
Walking 500 calories burned

Nothing but skinny putas for the rest of the night - looking like a W, beeyotchesd!!  :)

DAY 23 W

LUNCH
Cheeseburger and fries 700 calories
Slice of cheese pizza 250 calories

SNACK
Two bags microwave popcorn  390 calories

Up to 1340 calories already. Ugh. Going for walk!  :)


EXERCISE
Walking 500 calories burned
Squats 144 calories burned


DINNER 
Boiled potatoes 550 calories
3 slices bread 180 calories


TOTAL CALORIES FOR DAY: 1426

DAY 22 (Sunday)

Walters hot dogs + tree cutting + great food (duh) at The Parsly Thief + beerbeerbeer = big, fat, happy loss  :)

DAY 21 W

EXERCISE
Squats & Pushups 184 calories burned

LUNCH
Boiled potatoes  580 calories

DINNER
Two bags microwave popcorn  780 calories

Holding at 1176 calories. Hopefully the sleet will stop so I can go walking. Might do some more pushups/squats.

EXERCISE 2
Squats & Pushups 184 calories burned

TOTAL CALORIES FOR THE DAY: 992   BIG W!!!!  :)

DAY 20 W

BREAKFAST
Coffee
Breath mints 15 calories  really? wtf?


Talked down from the ledge by GodIHateYourFatAss this morning when I tried to buy some stupid Starbucks 19000-calorie “energy drink.” Yikes. Close one!

LUNCH
Turkey & swiss on rye (no mayo) 285 calories 

SNACK
Oats & Honey Hidden Valley snack bar  180 calories

Free donuts coming to the office. Oh, god.

SNACK #2
Some stupid granola bar thing so break a $10 for the train grrr  130 calories

DINNER
Pizza, no sauce, grilled chicken & bacon  350 calories

EXERCISE
Walked 3 miles burned 501 calories

Holding at  459 calories!!!  :)

SNACK #3
Boiled potatoes 550 calories 

50 minutes to a win!!!

TOTAL CALORIES FOR THE DAY: 1009

DAY 19 W

Potatoes boiling. Peas/corn waiting in freezer. Thank god. Could feel an oncoming tsunami of Kam Sing/pizza coming on. Hopefully stymied.

LUNCH
Boiled potatoes 510 calories
Peas and corn 460 calories


EXERCISE
3 miles walking 501 calories burned

DINNER
$5 foot-long from Subway, grilled chicken w/lettuce, American cheese and mayo  640 calories
Baked Lays (never fucking again, ugh) 120 calories

1229 right now. Let's get this fucking W!!!!!!

DAY 18 L

EXERCISE
Squats/pushups 114 calories burned 

LUNCH/DINNER
Fucking pizza 8 pieces 2980 calories

If I can get under 2000 it'll be a miracle. Blowing off those 160-something calories on Day 7 is coming back to haunt me. Grrr.

EXERCISE
80 squats 144 calories burned 


5 minutes of squats, only 144 calories burned? Grrr.  BUT I did learn I've calculated m,y calories burned for walking an hour incorrectly; the calories burned is 648, not 501. So after I walk tonight I'll be down to 2221. I may not get down to 1500 for a win, but fuck if I'm not gonna try to get under 2000. Eating an entire pizza? What the fuck was I thinking? I deserve to punish myself. Unfuckingforgivable.

EXERCISE
Walked 2 miles 318 calories burned 


TOTAL CALORIES FOR DAY: 2404

Fucking pizza. I'm so depressed  :(

DAYS 11-17 W 3 L 4

While having a losing record this past week, I gotta admit that if you told me I'd get two W's while down in VA on Thanksgiving vacation I'd be pretty thrilled. One W due mainly to helping a friend rip up the flooring in his kitchen, basically amounting to doing squats for 5 1/2 hours, and another W due to being trapped on the Chinatown Bus for 9 hours, but wins are wins. 10-7 right now isn't great, but if I can knuckle down again starting today and get about 15 games above .500 by Christmas I'll be feeling good about myself. Onto some squats/pushups!! :)